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Time to augment our growing collection of satire about the twin horrors of socialism and communism.

Today, we’ll concentrate on the latter form of totalitarianism and mock Marxism.

The New York Times has a bizarre history of going out of its way to praise communism, often for very weird reasons.

So this bit of satire from Babylon Bee seems like it could be real.

The New York Times…prais[ed] the Soviet Union for its unprecedented gender equality at its brutal prison camps. …the Soviets provided forced labor opportunities for people of all races, genders, and orientations, pointing out that while the United States may have won the Cold War and the Space Race, the USSR won the victories that counted: imprisoning all people equally. “They even employed female guards, LGBTQ guards, and guards of color,” the piece read. “From prison guards to prisoners, the Soviets were years and years ahead of the U.S. when it came to equality. …Many people on social media pointed out that gender equality wasn’t really something to be praised when it comes to a totalitarian regime. But the Times simply doubled down, publishing pieces that praised the Soviet Union for.. The wage gap: everybody made almost no money equally…Environmental policy: constant blackouts mean smaller carbon footprint.

The last sentence of that excerpt is especially funny since it’s true.

Folks on the left have actually lauded impoverished nations because they don’t produce and consume as much.

Now let’s look at the communist version of a famous board game.

For what it’s worth, the communist version of the game isn’t quite as elaborate as the Bernie version.

Now let’s return to Babylon Bee for some additional mockery.

A study performed by researchers at Harvard University found a strong link between supporting the idea of communism and never once having even briefly opened a history book, sources confirmed Tuesday. …“We found that of the people who advocate communism today, over 97% slept all the way through each of their history classes in elementary school, high school, and college,” head researcher Todd Devlin said in a statement accompanying the release of the study’s findings. …The study also found that the majority of modern communists who do happen across a stray piece of information showing the horrors and atrocities of real-life communism are able to quickly rationalize the historical facts away by labeling those examples “not real communism.”

Reminds me of this cartoon about AOC.

Speaking of the never-ending rationalization that communist failures weren’t “real communism,” let’s close today’s column with this link sent by a reader.

There’s a similar lather-rinse-repeat cycle among apologists for socialism.

But while it’s amusing to mock socialism and communism, let’s never forget the horrific suffering and death that these evil ideologies have produced.

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Yesterday’s column weighed in on the debate whether Jesus was a socialist.

Like Cal Thomas, I don’t think the Bible supports coercive redistribution by government.

Today, let’s look at the same issue, but from a humorous perspective.

For those on the other side of the debate, Socialist Jesus has a very efficient mechanism to collect alms for the poor.

This approach is supported by some parishoners.

From Babylon Bee, we have a story about a disciple of Socialist Jesus.

A lot of Christians are criticized for not being very compassionate to the poor. But you can’t say that about Larry DeManson, a local believer who is so committed to charity for those less fortunate than himself that he always votes for government to steal money from his neighbor and give it to the impoverished. …DeManson no longer has a guilty conscience whenever he sees people in need. “I don’t personally have to do anything,” he said. “The government does it for me.” The man cites the verse “somewhere in James” that says that “true religion before the Father is to forcibly redistribute money from those wealthier than you in order to take care of the poor.”

Now let’s look at an alternative approach.

Except we won’t be sharing insights from Libertarian Jesus.

Instead, courtesy of Imgur, we have the story of Supply-Side Jesus.

And this Supply-Side Jesus is an advocate of trickle-down economics.

He creates lots of jobs.

And he believes in self-sufficiency.

He also opposes class warfare.

Supply-Side Jesus is a fan of the entrepreneur class.

And he understands self-promotion.

But not everyone is happy.

Supply-Side Jesus was in trouble.

But he avoided trouble, thanks to majoritarianism.

Supply-Side Jesus then decided to enter politics.

I don’t know who created this cartoon strip, but kudos for some clever humor (though I imagine practitioners of the “Prosperity Gospel” won’t be amused).

As a general rule, I find that leftists are too dour to create effective political humor (see the Black NRA, for instance). But when they come up with something clever (see here, here, and here), I’m more than willing to applaud.

Even when they mock libertarians!

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Given the misery that it has inflicted on the world, it’s just about impossible to think of socialism as a gift.

However, when I want new material for my humor collection, I think of socialism as the gift that keeps on giving. The ideology is such a failure that it creates a target-rich environment for satire.

Such as this funny t-shirt.

Reminds me of the Churchill quote about the socialism.

Next we an image that mocks socialism, though it’s actually not humorous.

It’s sad that socialism is ruining nations such as Venezuela, and it’s downright tragic that there’s so much terrible suffering. But at least it gives us the opportunity to share this meme.

Last but not least, if you follow the news closely, you may have seen that Nike decided that it wouldn’t sell sneakers adorned with the flag designed by Betsy Ross.

Why would they do something like that? Because Colin Kaepernick somehow decided that flag is a racist symbol.

For those who want to understand that crazy decision, I strongly recommend this column by Jonah Goldberg.

But if you simply want to laugh at Nike, this bit of satire from Babylon Bee is must reading.

Nike has released a new patriotic shoe just in time for the Fourth of July: the Sanders Air Marx, the official, signature shoe of Senator Bernie Sanders. …The shoes pack in all kinds of useful features for people living in a socialist regime, including…ActiveShrink technology helps the shoe shrink right along with you as you wither away from starvation… Breadline Padding Plus helps you stand in breadlines for hours hoping the government is generous enough to give you some food… The shoes are completely edible and can be boiled into soup or gruel in a pinch… The shoes are not available for purchase but will be given from Nike according to their ability to each customer according to their needs. …The Sanders Air Marx is only available in one size, as Sanders remarked: “who needs a choice of shoe size when there are starving children in the world?”

And here’s the new sneaker for the discerning socialist shopper.

It’s the little touches that make this so clever, including a Venezuela flag.

P.S. I can’t imagine any company would ever actually try to sell a sneaker like this. Then again, I never would have imagined that dupes and apologists would be walking around with trendy Che Guevara t-shirts.

P.P.S. Here’s another Churchill quote about socialism.

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One advantage of being a child of the Cold War is that I got to live through the fall of the Berlin Wall. The collapse of the Evil Empire truly was one of Reagan’s most amazing accomplishments and a moment of joy for the world.

Best of all, the war ended peacefully.

Which is a wonderful thing since I hate to think of how many lives would have been lost if things heated up.

And since it’s Memorial Day in the United States, why don’t we display some patriotism (in the proper sense) by laughing at the idiocy of the communist ideology.

We’ll start with a collection of failures (though I wish the person who created it had a better grasp of the English language).

Reminds me of this book collection.

The next item for our collection features an excellent comment from Aykhan Imranov.

I can vaguely understand how some naive youngsters can be seduced by socialism. Especially if what they have in mind is merely a pro-market Nordic welfare state.

But I’m utterly sickened that there are some people who go one step further and advocate for Marxism.

Is this their thought process?

I’ve always been nauseated by the Che Guevara death cult.

So I obviously need to share this t-shirt collection.

Though I confess I prefer the t-shirt at the end of this column.

Communism is famous, of course, for the “bad luck” of having decade after decade of food shortages supposedly caused by weather (amazing how the bad luck quickly ends when people get to grow for themselves rather than the collective).

And this means we have many opportunities for dark comedy.

Yes, it’s not nice to laugh about famine, but I confess that this bit of satire got a chuckle from me.

Hmmm…, I need to do a bit of reshelving the next time I’m in a book store.

Here’s another example with the same theme.

Though I must disagree with the premise. The communist bosses have always lived fat and happy lives. Ordinary people are the ones who starve.

But let’s not get caught up in details. If you like communism-starves-people humor, listen to Reagan’s jokes. And this prom dress satire is my all-time favorite, followed by this tweet from Marx.

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Today was the first full day of the annual Friedman Conference in Australia. I presented on tax competition as a means of controlling the “stationary bandit” of government.

Being at an event with several hundred libertarians reminds me that we are a strange group. In a good way, of course, but still easy to caricature.

So rather than write about a serious topic today, I’m going to augment my collection of libertarian humor.

They say we’re a bit dorky. There’s probably some truth to that. The good news is that we’re probably not going to cheat on our significant others since we’re too focused on changing minds.

But if Libertarian Doofus is any indication (see here, here, here, and here), we also don’t have much success with procreation. Here’s another example.

That being said, if we miraculously manage to procreate, we have some handy rules for raising kids.

(Though not all parents are sympathetic.)

Or maybe we opt for a same-sex partner.

That might create logistical challenges in terms of children, but it creates an opportunity to share this button.

The holy trinity of libertarianism: Sex, drugs, and guns. What every happy home needs!

I’ve saved the best for last.

In previous examples of libertarian humor, I’ve pointed out that you may not want libertarians at Thanksgiving dinner.

Well, it’s probably not a good idea to have them as night clerks at a hotel, either.

To be sure, this isn’t really a joke.

We are on a trajectory for economic misery. People do need wake-up calls if we’re going to avert Greek-style fiscal and economic chaos.

Though I realize that hotel guests probably don’t want that message right before bed.

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Socialism is immoral.

The bad news is that a lot of young people nonetheless believe in this evil ideology.

But the good news is that there’s a lot of real-world evidence that socialism fails every time it is tried.

I certainly do everything possible to educate people about the downside of this coercive system. Including an entire collection of anti-socialism humor.

Adding to that collection is the point of today’s column.

Let’s start with this item (which reminds me of a Michael Ramirez cartoon from 2013).

But if some people still want lots of freebies, President Eisenhower has a suggestion of where they can look.

Next we have some satirical polling data.

I haven’t seen his work before, but Pat Cross probably deserves to be an after-the-fact participant in my political cartoonist contest based on these two gems.

His first contribution is a scientific screw-up.

Followed by this this household screw-up.

I assume the guys in these cartoons are part of the “real socialism hasn’t been tried” community.

Too bad they couldn’t see into the future.

I’ve already mocked “democratic socialism,” so I naturally can’t resist sharing this bit of satire.

Speaking of “democratic socialism,” the next item in today’s collection mocks those who try to highlight Scandinavia while disowning Venezuela.

I’ve shared a comparison of pets on socialism vs. pets on capitalism.

Here’s the water version.

Next, we have a putative quote from Winston Churchill, and I added the caveat about “putative” because a quick online search suggests he didn’t actually say this.

But the sentiment is so accurate that it merits inclusion.

For what it’s worth, there’s a great quote about socialism and capitalism at the end of this column, which actually did come from Churchill.

I always try to conclude any collection of jokes with the one that made me laugh the most.

And that definitely is the case for this final image.

P.S. Some people complain that I share too many jokes about the topic. They say socialism is a real threat, not something to laugh about.

Given the horrible suffering that has been caused by various versions of socialism, I understand that sentiment.

But I’m reminded that the Soviet Union, which rivaled Germany’s national socialism and Mao’s China in terms of sheer brutality, was undermined by humor.

P.P.S. Don’t forget the special collections of Bernie humor and AOC humor.

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If Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez didn’t exist, I might have to invent her since she helps to make socialism such an easy target for mockery.

Though I actually admire the fact that she doesn’t try to disguise her agenda. Like “Crazy Bernie,” she openly and boldly pushes for an ideological agenda that would put the United States somewhere between Greece and Venezuela in the global rankings for economic liberty.

And while that would be a horrible outcome, it does generate the satire for today’s column.

We’ll start with a clever cartoon I saw on Facebook. It appears that Ms. AOC slept through a critical class.

Indeed, even though it should be difficult to overlook 100 million deaths caused by socialism, she may have slept through all her classes according to the satirists at Babylon Bee.

The problem has become so acute that her economics degree from Boston University has been revoked.

…an independent degree quality control board issued an emergency recall on her economics degree. Basic Economic Understanding Bureau officials burst into the congresswoman’s office and confiscated her economics degree early Tuesday morning “for the safety of the nation.” They found it hanging on the wall next to a hammer & sickle flag. They tore it down and returned it to Boston University for safekeeping. …one BEUB official said. “We pulled up Representative Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter account, and sure enough, she compared the price of a croissant with the price of an hour of human labor. She seemed to have no understanding of the underlying facts.” …While officials were not allowed to detain Ocasio-Cortez herself for a recall and were forced to release her after questioning, they recommended she read Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell or Economics in One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt to aid her in her recovery.

I can’t resist making two serious points.

  • First, there are plenty of leftist economists in the academic world, So she could have been paying close attention in all her classes and simply learned garbage.
  • Second, while it would be nice if AOC read Thomas Sowell, I doubt it would help. My experiences with dedicated leftists suggest that they are impervious to understanding tradeoffs.

But since I’ve written over and over again about the foolishness of socialism, let’s bring another voice to the discussion. In an article for Quillette, Jonathan Church summarizes the economic blindness of AOC.

With over 3.5 million followers on Twitter…and an audacious personality, she has become a vociferous presence in the contemporary social discourse…she is alarmingly prone, not simply to making mistakes that arise from climbing the learning curve on complex policy issues, but to making reckless intellectual mistakes that should easily be avoided by someone who has gloated about having an economics degree. Rarely does an AOC remark on economic issues go by, in fact, in which she does not demonstrate an ideological impulsiveness that compromises any presumed adherence to sound economic reasoning, prompting doubts about how much she learned when she studied economics at Boston University. …AOC repeatedly demonstrates a glaring lack of command not only of facts, but of basic economic principles. 

And what are these mistakes?

The article has many examples, but my favorites deal with the so-called Green New Deal and her misunderstanding of employment data.

…her Green New Deal…appears to be inspired by the highly-risky, nonsensical ideas of Modern Monetary Theory… Instead of focusing on entitlement reform and addressing the demographics and rising health care costs which lie at the root of America’s looming debt crisis, the Green New Deal would “spend the U.S. into oblivion,”… ione high-profile PBS interview last year, she claimed that unemployment in America “is low because everyone has two jobs” and “people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week.” She was subsequently chastened by Politifact.

But I’m digressing. Let’s enjoy some more humor.

Here’s a satirical video that’s received a lot of attention. It features an 8-year old Mini-AOC.

Also, you’ve probably seen information about how to detect if someone is using illicit substances.

Well, here’s how to tell if someone is buzzed on things they shouldn’t be using.

Here’s some more clever satire from Babylon Bee. It appears Ms. AOC is not cut out for success on some game shows.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began and every time it was her turn to estimate the price of an item her answer was “free.” …She went on to guess that diamond earrings, a set of jet skis, and even a giant pile of cash were all free. Carey unveiled a package containing world-class healthcare and she said, “Definitely free.” …Cortez was never able to advance to the game proper, and as the credits rolled she appeared visibly upset. A hot mic picked up comments she made in frustration, claiming that the game was rigged by capitalism and that “everybody knows giant piles of money are free, that’s like basic economics 101”.

Last but not least, I assume everyone has seen Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

The remake is even more terrifying!

As always, feel free to peruse the entire collection of socialism-themed humor.

And if you want more info on the evil of socialism, just read more about the real-world consequences of bad policy.

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