As part of my collection of libertarian humor (both pro and con), I provide an answer to the age-old question of “why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?”
Sticking with that theme, here’s some amusing satire from Babylon Bee.
Clad in his favorite Sunday Gadsden flag T-shirt, local libertarian believer John Revere reportedly screamed, “AM I BEING DETAINED!?!” to every person who attempted to shake his hand
during the greeting time at Beech Reformed Church over the weekend. He bellowed the phrase at the top of his lungs to each of the fourteen people who happily greeted him and grabbed his hand during the mandatory time of saying hello, witnesses confirmed. …“You can’t be too careful,” he said. “Deep-state government shills are everywhere, and as soon as you let your guard down, you find yourself in a dungeon getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay.” …Revere had…tithed his 10% to the church using an untrackable crypto-currency, sources confirmed.
This is probably the same guy who is the annoying libertarian at Thanksgiving dinner.
But sometimes libertarians can be pathetically awkward rather than merely annoying.
I’ve shared Part I and Part II of the life of a libertarian dork. Well, here’s Part III.
Ouch. No wonder some leftists accuse us of being dorks.
P.S. I like to think I’m more of an opportunistic – but probably deluded – libertarian.
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