Moocher Hall of Fame

The Moocher Hall of Fame calls attention to the individuals who best exemplify the culture of loafing, laziness, and dependency that is being subsidized by our vote-buying political class.

* Let’s start with Olga, a Greek woman who earned membership in the Hall of Fame because she protested against the notion that she should be responsible for her own life since she might have to – gasp! – work more than one job and live at home.

* Another proud member of the Hall of Fame is Stanley, who was a shoo-in for the honor after it was learned that this 30-year old man has been scamming disability checks from the government so he can fulfill his fetish of wearing diapers and being an “adult baby.”

* Looking across the ocean, we have Christina, who thinks the government should be buying her a gym membership and giving her extra handouts if she loses weight.

* A Minnesota couple collected welfare payments from two states to help finance their $1.2 million yacht.

* Leroy entered the Hall of Fame after it was reported that he won $2 million from the lottery, but somehow is still collecting food stamps.

* A welfare mother with 11 kids in the United Kingdom was invited into the Hall of Fame after one of her sons was arrested for looting and she said “the riots are because the government does “f*** all” for children.”

* Denmark is represented by “Lazy Robert,” who proudly doesn’t work, but at least was honest enough to state that “Luckily, I am born and live in Denmark, where the government is willing to support my life.”

* If the Hall of Fame had an award for going above and beyond the call of loafing, then Hans from Austria would be an obvious choice. He cut off his own foot to ensure continued handouts.

* We also have a husband-wife team in the Hall of Fame. Alicia and Matthew were unanimous inductees after it was revealed that they tried to impregnate a 12-year old girl to increase their welfare payments.

* Speaking of husband-wife duos, let’s not forget Danny and Gina, who bragged that it didn’t make sense for them to work when the government was providing them with enough loot to enjoy an apartment, a big flat-screen TV, and 40 daily cigarettes.

* This Sisarova family won a contest with the Toma family to determine which household displayed the special qualities needed to enter the Moocher Hall of Fame.

* We also have Natalijia, a Lithuanian woman who in now enjoying foreign holidays and designer clothes thanks to the generosity of British taxpayers, but nonetheless complained that she wasn’t getting a taxpayer-financed nanny.

* Last but not least, Fuzia Dualeh, her hidden husband, and their eight children deserves membership for bilking taxpayers out of $118,000 in just 1.5 years.

The Terror Wing of the Moocher Hall of Fame is reserved for deadbeats who want to kill taxpayers.

* Abdul from Australia is an esteemed member of the Hall of Fame’s terror wing, having received 19 years of welfare while plotting to kill the people who were paying for his life of leisure.

* Keeping with that theme, let’s also recognize Anjem, who got elected to the Hall of Fame for collecting about $40,000-per year in handouts while spewing hate and recruiting other “fanatics to copy him by going on benefits.”

* The Tsarnaev brothers are most infamous for the Boston Marathon bombing, but let’s also revile them for being scroungers who thought it was okay to live off the work of others.

* Jihadi John, the ISIS dirtbag who is infamous for beheading innocent people, grew up with a family that sponged off British taxpayers for two decades.