Collectivism Humor

We’ll start with columns written primarily to mock socialism.

• From hipster hypocrisy to doggie excrement
• Socialism in three pictures
• The written version and the video version of socialism in the classroom
• Venezuela
• Five examples
• Socialism, capitalism, and bread
• The socialist version of The Little Red Hen
• Socialism for kids
• Socialism and Christmas
• Socialism summarized by a cartoon
• Hoisted on a petard
• Theory and reality
• Obama and socialism
• Lessons about socialism
• Two cows explain everything
• The Bernie version of Monopoly
• Obama or Hollande?
• Light at the end of the tunnel
• The ant and the grasshopper
• Don’t pick up the soap
• Democratic socialism
• Bernie’s socialism
• Socialism for dummies
• The family pet
• The guy with the wandering eye
• Mouse traps
• Equality of nothing
• The Babylon Bee on a roll.
• Socialists don’t want everything you have.
• A socialist-designed car.
• Doritos in Venezuela.
• Advice for young people.
• If goodies from government are “free,” why do we need taxes?
• The difference between bees and flies.
• The money tree.
• Dating a socialist.
• Socialism can solve societal problems.
• The Terminator vs. socialists.
• Socialist fairy tales.
• Comparing homes
• The Smurf village

And here are columns on serious topics, but included some anti-socialism humor, usually at the end, for comic relief.

• Mister Rogers and food fights
• “Real socialism hasn’t been tried”
• Publicizing socialism
• “Socialism might work for us”
• Enforcing socialism and other forms of statism
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the evangelist
• Robin Hood
• Hong Kong vs Cuba
• The ghost of socialism

Similarly, here are the columns focused on mocking communism.

• Laughing at Marx
• May Day humor
• Wendy’s commercials
• Soviet Barbie and Miller Lite commercial
• Three examples
• Unhappy Anniversary
• Chi-Com efficiency
• Laughing at evil
• Communism isn’t funny, but…
• Satirizing horror
• The biggest failure
• Commie-opoly
• Communism can work
• Imagine
• The Marxist version of Cosmopolitan.
• A test for academics.
• A commie water heater.
• Modern organ harvesting.
• Don’t drop communists from helicopters.
• With apologies to John Lennon.
• Falling into a trap.
• Oh no, a rubber ducky!
• The Korean experiment
• Lose weight now, ask me how!
• A future for bad poets?

And here are columns where the anti-communism humor was added for extra flavor.

• Equal misery
• “Real communism hasn’t been tried”
• Vapidity from Teen Vogue
• An accurate Che t-shirt
• North Korea praises Senator Chris Murphy