I’ve already shared some politician humor and some socialism humor in 2021, so it’s time to complete the trifecta with a new edition of communism humor.
We’ll start with some gallows humor about the link between communism and famine.
As far as I can tell, the fad of millennials eating Tide pods has gone away, but since young people are dumb enough to be infatuated with socialism, I’m sure they’ll find something new that’s both stupid and dangerous.
Sticking with the famine theme, here are some translations from the Far East.
Next, we have an item that suggests that March 14 should join December 26 as some type of holiday.
Though I’m sure the former President of the European Commission will be puzzled by the above meme.
As usual, I’ve saved the best for last.
I’ve already written about how many academics (including some economists!) were apologists for communist totalitarianism. Our final meme is a good way of finding out whether some of them still exist.
For the full collection of communist and socialist humor, click here. You won’t find a special wing for Bernie Sanders mockery, but there should be one (also see here, here, and here). And I should probably add a wing for AOC as well (see here, here, and here).
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The greatest four jokes about communism are posted in this article: http://smartURL.it/LaughingAtTheRegime.
No. 5 and No. 6 jokes about communism are posted here:
No. 5: The story is about entry examinations to the Moscow’s Lomonosov University in early 1950s, and a group of three mathematics professors, all male, are holding oral examinations individually for each student. A student from Irkutsk is next. She comes in, and all three professors are just taken aback by her beauty. After a moment of awkward hesitation, they start asking her questions on mathematical analysis, geometry, and then ask her to do some proofs. She answers perfectly. But they know they also have to examine her commitment to the Cause. So they ask: “What can you tell us about the contribution of the Great Bolshevik Revolution to mathematics?” She seems confused, hesitates, and then says: “I do not know, I am so sorry, we did not study that in Irkutsk.” So they say: “Could you at least tell us who the leader of the Great Bolshevik Revolution was?”. She hesitates again, and says: “I am so sorry, I am so sorry, we did not study that in Irkutsk.” They tell her to leave, she is almost crying, and after she walks out, the three professors look at each other, and one of them blurts: “Guys, could we just drop this crap and move to Irkutsk?”
No. 6: A small town in Siberia had a local communist party leader in the 1970s in the Soviet Union, who was sent to a national meeting of the party in Moscow. Upon arrival in Moscow, that local party leader was met by Moscow party officials and immediately nearly begged them to take him to the headquarters of the Soviet Academy of Sciences. So they did, and he met with one of the leaders of the Academy who was in the office, and he says to that leader: “Comrade, I admire your work tremendously. Just love your work. My daughter learns about it in school, and I watch the news on television, and I am just so, so happy about the great work you do. I am wondering — can a person who cannot read or write become a member of the Academy, if such a person is truly and deeply committed to the Cause?” To which the Academy leader responds thoughtfully: “Comrade, we thank you. Yes, an illiterate person who is truly committed to the Cause can become a Member of the Academy. Alas, not a Corresponding Member.”
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