Of the 4,000-plus columns I’ve produced since starting International Liberty in 2009, two of the most popular posts involve semi-amusing stories that highlight the failure of socialism, redistributionism, and collectivism.
“The Tax System Explained in Beer” is the third-most-viewed post of all time, and “Does Socialism Work? A Classroom Experiment” is the fourth-most-viewed post. At the risk of oversimplifying, I think these columns are popular because they succinctly capture why it’s very shortsighted and misguided to have an economic system that punishes success and rewards sloth.
For those who want details, I have dozens of columns about real-world socialist failure, looking at both the totalitarian version in places like Cuba, China, Venezuela, and North Korea, as well as the majoritarian version in nations such as France, Italy, and Greece.
And for those that want to get technical, I even have several columns explaining that the pure version of socialism involves government ownership of the means of production (government factories, state farms, etc), whereas the “democratic socialism” in Europe is actually best viewed as extreme versions of redistributionism (while the pervasive interventionism favored by the left actually is a form of fascism).
Yet notwithstanding the horrible track record of every version of socialism, we actually have a presidential candidate in America who actually calls himself a socialist. Though, as pointed out by my colleague Marian Tupy in The Atlantic, he’s more of a redistributionist than a socialist.
Socialism was an economic system where the means of production (e.g., factories), capital (i.e., banks), and agricultural land (i.e., farms) were owned by the state. …Sanders is not a typical socialist. Sure, he believes in a highly regulated and heavily taxed private enterprise, but he does not seem to want the state to own banks and make cars. …Senator Sanders is not a proponent of socialism, and that is a good thing, for true socialism, whenever and wherever it has been tried, ended in disaster.
Here’s an article about real socialism by Mark Perry that’s more than 20 years old, but its analysis is just as accurate today as it was in 1995.
Socialism is the Big Lie of the twentieth century. While it promised prosperity, equality, and security, it delivered poverty, misery, and tyranny. Equality was achieved only in the sense that everyone was equal in his or her misery. …Socialism does not work because it is not consistent with fundamental principles of human behavior. …it is a system that ignores incentives. …A centrally planned economy without market prices or profits, where property is owned by the state, is a system without an effective incentive mechanism to direct economic activity. By failing to emphasize incentives, socialism is a theory inconsistent with human nature and is therefore doomed to fail.
Ben Domenech, writing for Commentary, analyzes the current version of socialism, which – particularly in the (feeble) minds of young people – is simply more middle-class entitlements financed by high tax rates on evil rich people.
Sanders holds massive events populated by kids who think what he is preaching is very cool. …When did it become acceptable for Americans to back an avowed socialist? …For Americans today, the visible and unmistakable connection between socialism and totalitarianism has faded dramatically. …For America’s young, socialism’s definition isn’t to be found in the desperate, sad reality of peoples held captive by regimes that proudly declare themselves socialist. It’s more of a vague ideal… This makes it easier for someone like Sanders to say that socialism just means middle-class entitlements… It is…Barack Obama…that we have to thank for socialism’s rise in 2016. Republicans…have been describing President Obama’s domestic program as socialist… The takeaway for today’s younger voters seems to be: If everything Obama is trying to do is socialism, …then perhaps we need to go full socialist to actually get things done.
The final part of the excerpt is very insightful.
Young people have no idea about the real nature of socialism. They don’t know that communism was an ideology of international socialism. They don’t know Nazism was a form of national socialism.
Heck, they don’t even understand the modern-day failure of socialism in Venezuela or North Korea.
To them, socialism is simply bigger government.
Which is very offensive to people who actually have suffered under socialism. Garry Kasparov, the chess champion turned Russian dissident, doesn’t mince words in his response to the Sanders crowd.
Let’s close with something amusing. Or at least ironic.
It’s the socialism version of this communism image.
And it’s something young people should think about because socialism fails every place it is tried. As Mark Perry explained, it’s grossly inconsistent with human nature.
That’s true whether we’re looking at the totalitarian version of the majoritarian version.
The latter version is preferable, of course, though the end result is still economic misery.
P.S. Here’s a very clever video that asks college kids whether they would like a socialist grading system. Unsurprisingly, they say no. Though the video was put together before Bernie Sanders attracted a cult-like following, so perhaps today’s students would answer differently.
P.P.S. Speaking of videos, I’m guessing this bit of satire won’t be very popular with Bernie’s supporters.
P.P.P.S. There are several rather amusing Obama/socialism cartoons. You can see my favorites here, here, and here.
P.P.P.P.S. You can also use two cows to teach about socialism, as well as other theories.
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the Bern was indoctrinated by his brother larry into socialism as a pre teen… in his formative years… he moved on to Kibbutz Sha’ar Ha’amakim in Israel… “Kibbutz Sha’ar Ha’amakim had been co-founded by Aharon Cohen, the Arabist, who was a regular critic of Israel and opponent of its policy. He was arrested for spying for the USSR in the 50s.”
“Bernie Sanders Kibbutz Admired Communism, Flew Red Flag”
by Daniel Greenfield
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/261746/bernie-sanders-kibbutz-admired-communism-flew-red-daniel-greenfield
yet another low information voter… commenting without doing his/her homework…………………imagine that……………..
Wow – a little time to look around and this site is great. Libertarianism the Model is God, all who oppose God are (literally) sleaze whose actual goal is totalitarianistic enslavement of humanity. Real subtle, intellectual stuff you’ve got here.
It also portrays economic models as empirical science, which it mostly is not.
Standard pablum bait ‘n switch of Libertarianism as a working system when it’s really just a moral imperative embraced by mostly ideologue rich kids who never grew up.
C’est la vie, I guess.
V-Max:
” Bernie and old Joe Stalin envisioned”
If you think that Bernie Sanders’s ideas are closer to Stalin’s rule than Scandanavia, you’re an idiot. It really is that simple. You probably don’t really believe this, of course, you’re just trying to signal to you comrades that you’re the most extreme extremist. I get it.
Not the the idea of regurgitating right-wing slogans separated by ellipses in the place of actual thoughts isn’t entertaining. I guess.
If you want to argue that those systems don’t work, or don’t work optimally, fine. Say that. But this hyperbolic nonsense about death camps rather than substantive discussion is not good for our country.
Now posted to the correct thread….
This is great. Don’t take Bernie’s own words about which systems he wants to emulate – simply substitute the countries that you would WANT him to say based on the looseness of the term “socialism”.
Straw man much? Demagogue much?
LIE much?
the Bern is the real deal… He hates wealthy people and successful corporations… if he were to be elected… the American gulag would be in operation within weeks… and it would be peopled by Americans who resist forced participation in the workers paradise that Bernie and old Joe Stalin envisioned… the good news? the Bern will not be the democrat candidate… even if old granny Clinton has another blood clot on the brain or is arrested for treason… the democrat party will not allow Bernie sanders to be it’s standard bearer……. like the republicans… the democrats have lost control of the political process… voters… {ill informed as they are…} have asserted themselves in ways that the political elite never envisioned… the Bern has made socialism… the new “thing”… young people are openly declaring themselves “socialist”… without having a clue what it means… in some ways all of this is entertaining… but it has made us a laughing stock around the globe… foreign nationals think we have lost it… and they could well be right… just imagine “Vlad the Hammer” watching clips of granny Clinton barking like a dog… or the Donald doting on the size of his manhood… the candidate selection process has degenerated into childish nonsense… and substantive issues… issues that affect the wellbeing of the entire planet have been put aside in favor of the practice of nonsensical buffoonery… what are we to do with that?
Hello.
Greetings from Sweden. I must say this blog is most entertaining and educational. Have you considered studying Sweden as an example of soft totalitarian socialism? Up until recently a relatively stable society; now in rapid decline.
The state is in virtually everything. ‘The personal is political’ is a commonly used phrase, completely unironically, and I feel that says a lot. Through a system of state and council subsidies various groups finance their pet projects, be they soccer teams or bird-watching societies. This way the core value system of the state is maintained: nothing above the state – nothing without the state – nothing outside the state. In order to qualify for funding, a group must show that they act in accordance with what is politically mandated.
Combined with modern day vulgar feminism, various identity politics and postmodern socialism it makes it impossible to effect change: the majority of the people are marinated in socialism on the ontological level thanks to an artificially strong economy.
The brothers Sanandaji and Joachim Ruist are suggested as starting points for anyone interrested.
With apologies for spelling and other errors,
Rikard, teacher
What is redistributionism? Socialism with lispstick?
All students before entering the workforce should read Atlas Shrugged. Requirement for employment…or at least watch the movie. ugh.
Socialism is a mental disease. Its symptons are greed, envy, hatred amnifesting itself in a desire to steal those things they convet from people they hate. They justify their actions in the name of reform, justice, equality and proceed to institute, without exception, “the terror.”
One only need look at Cuba, the second richest cuntry in Latin America prior to Castro, which today is poorer than Haiti. Or Venzuela where the state’s thugs use terror to keep the regime in power.
If one looks at Detroit, Cleveland, St. Louis, Newark, Flint, Jackson, Chicago we see socialism in action. If we look at Portland, Seattle and San Francisco or NYC, Philadelphia we see our future if things continue.
Brillant colum as always.
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