I recently shared some Joe Biden humor, so now it’s time to target Trump.
But there’s so much of it that today’s column will feature anti-Trump humor today, and we’ll look at pro-Trump humor tomorrow.
We’ll start with this video mocking the Trump campaign’s interactions with Russia.
Not quite as good as Iowahawk’s video about the Pelosi GTxi, but very well done.
Next we have a helpful suggestion from Microsoft.
The following cartoon strip is especially painful to me since so few Republicans are publicly opposing Trump’s wasteful spending.
Here’s a cartoon that made me laugh.
The artist, Mike Lukovich, is very clever for a leftist.
Here’s the Trump version of a joke that seems to circulate every four years.
Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” replied the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Trump frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here, would you?”
Theresa May walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Theresa May answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.
Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. “ Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Pence asked, “Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Sarah Palin answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”
Pence smiled, and said, “Thanks!”
Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It’s Sarah Palin!”
Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, “No, you idiot! It’s Theresa May!”
Ouch. Reminds me of this Obama joke.
Next we have a cartoon that puts the GOP in the role of being Jerry Falwell, Jr. (if you don’t get the reference, I reluctantly invite you to click here).
As usual, I save the best for last.
Here’s a message from Stormy Daniels.
P.S. Other examples of Trump-themed humor can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
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Reblogged this on Boudica BPI Weblog and commented:
I’m a Trump supporter but funny is funny.
These make fun of Trump, but only one of them is based on his actual actions/decisions. Anyone’s name could be inserted for Trump’s, even Biden’s. They aren’t clever or unique; instead, they ‘re a disappointment. I’m writing this as a Trump supporter
Trump is realpolitik. However, he has taken on sacred cows that only my closest friend and dad separately saw as possible in 2016. His rough spots were completely expected, and he has outperformed in every other way. Since at least 2016, it’s only been about stopping the Democrat slouch toward Gomorrah. Whoever is best at that has gotten my vote since Comey exonerated the WINO on 7/5/16. Never Trumpers are at best stupid and at worst anti-American. They don’t understand how far we would irrevocably slip while they wait for either another centrist loser or pure conservative. We go to war with the army we have. I’d rather Rand or Ted hold the standard, but DJT is doing pretty damn well.
The “ouches” are a tell. I despised the GOP and Dems before Die Ewige Staat would let me vote. The Nixon anti-Libertarian Law caused the media to clam up about the LP then the way they shrink from mentioning Taiwan today. Luckily there were Libertarian meetings on campus, and now I enjoy all Kleptocracy jokes.
The one about the bimbo getting a check was funny, but the other ones were not.