The horrid day is rapidly approaching. Yes, November 8 is when Americans will choose which Tweedledee/Tweedledum fire to jump into after two terms of Barack Obama’s slow-growth frying pan.
So let’s try to enjoy some gallows humor in advance
Hillary already has been the target of satire in one Nazi movie. This time she’s graduated to a Nazi movie featuring the head of the National Socialist Workers Party.
Speaking of Ms. Clinton, I can greatly sympathize with the disgust she felt when receiving this selfie from America’s laughingstock, Anthony Weiner.
Now let’s train our fire on one of Hillary’s long-time donors and supporters.
Here’s Doc Brown giving some very important instruction on how to save the nation from the big-government fake Republican who is running against the big-government all-too-real Democrat.
We even have some satire mocking the Libertarian nominee. Here are some excerpts from an article posted by the Onion, ostensibly written by Gov. Gary Johnson.
…there is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity here for a third-party candidate to present a transformative new vision for our nation and win the support of voters all across the country. And frankly, I am just as disappointed as you are to realize I am in no way qualified to do that. …As it turns out, though, being a high-profile presidential candidate requires you to do a lot of stuff you don’t have to do when you’re only pulling in 1 percent of the vote, like know all about foreign affairs and domestic policy. …as you can probably tell by now, I am simply not up to the task. Not even close. …I’ve had to field questions on all kinds of subjects I just don’t have any clue about. It’s actually been pretty embarrassing. …What makes it really disappointing is that I truly believe libertarianism has valuable ideas to contribute to America’s political discourse. …But boy oh boy, am I ever doing a shitty job of communicating all that.
For what it’s worth, I suspect most Americans are relieved that Gary Johnson doesn’t know about places like Aleppo. That way, he’s less likely to invade and cause more instability and anti-American radicalism in the Middle East.
P.S. If you enjoyed the Hitler parody, other examples of this genre include:
- Here’s Hitler learning about Europe being downgraded.
- And here’s the Fuehrer finding out that Scott Walker prevailed in his fight against government bureaucrats in Wisconsin.
- The leader of the National Socialists discovers that he can’t keep his healthcare plan after all.
- And here’s one about Hitler hearing about the utter failure of the Obamacare exchanges.
- Hitler learns about Brexit.
And you can find more Hillary and/or Trump humor here, here, and here.
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Gary Johnson and William Weld? Really? You can’t figure out why real libertarians gagged at the idea of voting for them?
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Libertarianism always had a problem with being considered to be libertinism, and even outright Dirt Bag Supremacy just like Progressive liberalism. With assklowns like Johnson and Weld the problem becomes insurmountable.
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On this trajectory we may one day miss the days when we at least had Hillary and Trump to choose from.