I shared some satire about gun control last month, but the left’s campaign to exploit the horrible Parkland shooting seems to have instigated a bunch of new material.
So let’s have some weekend fun.
We’ll start with this humorous image from Reddit‘s libertarian page that actually does a good job of showing that gun control is pointless because criminals don’t care about laws.
This next image, also from Reddit, resonates with me because I’ve had many conversations with leftists who genuinely think a “semi-automatic rifle” is the same as a machine gun.
Or that “assault weapons” are somehow more lethal hunting rifles.
Though the gun-control crowd doesn’t seem to care even when you point out that their talking points are nonsense.
This next image arrived in my inbox a few days ago. I imagine the women calling the cops also failed this IQ test.
Next we have an apparently genuine sign from one of the student protests against civil liberties. Astoundingly, this girl doesn’t realize that she has everything wrong. The White House is filled with armed personnel and her school is the gun-free zone.
And we know from this cartoon whether bad people prefer unarmed victims. I guess we’ll call the student Exhibit A in the case against government-run schools.
This next item isn’t humorous, but I’m including it solely because I hope it’s a true story rather than an urban legend. If anybody knows, please share details in the comments section.
I like this next item because libertarians seem to be the only ones who value both the 1st Amendment and 2nd Amendment.
Given how California has drifted so far to the left, this next joke my turn into reality at some point. Well, even they’re not that foolish, but I can’t help but hope it might happen.
Last but not least, this item from Reddit‘s libertarian page does make me wonder about my left-wing friends. They despise Trump, yet they want to citizens to be disarmed.
Wow. Reminds me of this image.
P.S. You can still cast a vote in the online poll to identify the most important reason to defend the Second Amendment.
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planned parenthood… [yes the same planned parenthood that sucks up 500m from the taxpayers every year…] is funding and helping to organize the upcoming “March For Our Lives”… so….. our tax dollars are going to fund and produce anti-gun propaganda… at a time when the republicans are in charge of the congress and the presidency?
“A spokesperson for Planned Parenthood said the group is “teaching and hosting trainings” for young activists across the US “to keep momentum going so they don’t get burned out.”
https://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2018/02/28/upcoming-march-lives-organized-planned-parenthood-everytown-leftist-orgs/
Poor ignorant girls calling the White House a gun-free-zone.
Considering the uniformed and plain clothes Secret Service people on duty 24/7/365, not to mention the U S Marine guards, it is anything but a gun-free-zone.
There is a modified version of the picture on the Raconteur Report from last Thursday which shows what I listed above.
it seems the democrats are starting to lose it:
“Democratic Rep. Tom Suozzi suggested at a town hall that President Donald Trump’s opponents could take up arms against the president.”
“Suozzi Suggests Using the ‘Second Amendment’ on Trump
Democratic rep’s campaign forwarded a quote from Thomas Jefferson to ‘take arms’ against rulers”
https://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/suozzi-suggest-using-second-amendment-trump
Great cartoon about Hitler. Trump understands the self-defense value of guns, while it was the German SOCIALIST party which confiscated the guns of their law-abiding citizens, just like California, Connecticut and New York.
Nazi in fact is the abbreviation for the German National Socialist party. The Nazi party’s full name is NAtional soZIalistische deutsche arbeiter partei – which literally translates from German as the National Socialist German Workers’ Party. Socialist? Workers? Nazis were left-wing, not right-wing.
Mind you, Wikipedia do a very good job of muddying the waters by pretending that the abbreviation for the Nazi party’s name is NSDAP rather than Nazi.
Socialists hate the fact that the Nazi party was a National Socialist party with the same strong gun control agenda, the same strong social programs, the same strong government control of education, the same strong government control of the economy, the same strong emphasis on government jobs and and the same strong focus on worker’s rights as modern socialists -see Wikipedia’s explanation of NSDAP policies.
Nazi – socialist – brownshirt violence against those who refuse to follow their left-wing agenda is legendary. Today they’re masked and dress in black – and often just as violent. The radical left-wing socialists are the Nazis – not the right!
The all too abundant evidence prove the left are devout followers of Nazi ideology who also used violence as a deliberate strategy.
The NRA has burned the Reichstag. People are finally demanding emergency powers to disarm the recalcitrant remnants of the old fashioned society — so that we may finally get rid of old backwards ideas and move into the modern world of the future — a world that shifts the balance towards the general societal good rather than individual freedoms and ambitions.
Put whatever flag on that concept, it’s still a Swastika to me.
The gun is one of the few things standing between common people and the rule by elites — or slow motion dictators like Putin and Erdogan. Getting rid of it because of seventeen hideous deaths (or seventeen thousand for that matter) is a great disservice towards the many millions who died for our freedoms (who by the way are no longer here to be heard or vote) — and especially the PROSPERITY these freedoms enable and foster.
How do you spell voter-lemming?