My most popular blog posts, as measured by number of views, tend to be the ones involving political humor.
This used to irk me because I’m a policy wonk and I bizarrely hope to turn the rest of the world into libertarian wonks as well.
But people much wiser and more well-rounded than me, including Glenn Reynolds and John Hinderaker, have convinced me that mockery is a very important weapon in our battle against the political elite.
So with that in mind, let’s enjoy the latest jokes.
Jay Leno
- President Obama was heckled by a protester who called him “the Antichrist.” The protester was detained, but released without being charged, and then later he was offered his own show on Fox News.
- Obama says his new jobs bill will be more successful than his last jobs bill. Let’s not set that bar too high.
- President Obama’s hometown newspaper, the Chicago Tribune, has called on Obama not to run for re-election. He has to run. He knows there are no other jobs out there.
- The Solyndra executives are scheduled to testify before Congress, and they’re expected to take the 5th. Why not take the 5th? They’ve already taken $535 million.
- The military’s policy of “don’t ask, don’t tell” is officially over. Don’t confuse this with President Obama’s economic policy, which is “don’t ask, I don’t want to talk about it.”
- Obama says his new plan to raise taxes on millionaires is not class warfare, it’s math. We Americans hate class warfare, but we also hate math.
David Letterman
- Gov. Chris Christie keeps saying he’s not running for president. On the other hand, he would consider running for Santa.
- If he does run and he is elected, say good bye to the White House garden and say hello to the White House Olive Garden.
- Perfect fit: Oval Office, oval president.
- Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
- Rick Perry did so badly at the last debate, that President Obama turned to Michelle and said, “Honey, you can stop packing.”
Craig Ferguson
- Police in Los Angeles are looking for vandals who broke into the Obama campaign office. They said it was probably done by someone who was angry at the president. Well, that narrows it down.
Conan
- The tea party is forming its own debt super committee that will meet this week at a Florida Denny’s. You do not want to be the waiter that adds the tax to their check.
Jimmy Fallon
- Mitt Romney says he wants Sarah Palin to run for president to make the race “more exciting.” Although with Mitt Romney running, even Al Gore on Ambien would make the race more exciting.
- Yesterday President Obama arrived 25 minutes late for a luncheon at the U.N. In fact he was so late, he had to sit next to Biden at the kids table.
See, wasn’t that therapeutic? Making fun of politicians is good for the body and soul.
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Dan – I just returned from a GOP event in which Herman Cain was the featured guest. He’s amazing in person. I know you have your reservations about implementing a national sales tax – I agree – but given that no other candidate is even hinting about real tax reform, would you care to comment on Cain’s 9-9-9 plan? If you’re not familiar –
http://www.hermancain.com/999plan
Keep up the good work. You’re educating folks with a short attention span and doing a good job of it. Obviously, the videos are your best tool.
You might also check out – http://www.cainfacts.com for more up to date news on the Cain campaign.
Thanks!
Sometimes a little comic relief is needed. So often I look at the stupidity that is the reality of the left-wing loons, Elizabeth Warren, the clueless in NY protesting Wall Street, still have a hard time that there are that many brain washed idiots that would vote for Obama…you know Harry Reid is the Senate Majority Leader? Pelosi was Speaker of the House? Seriously?!!?!!! These people are clueless about business…about the principles of the founding fathers….AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yes…please…keep the humor coming.
Honestly, I skip your political humor posts, except for the cartoons, those tend to be good, and oh, that Elizabeth Warren joke in the last thread was hella funny. But, I prefer to read the policy wonk posts.