I’m awake at a completely uncivilized hour in San Diego so I can catch a plane to Phoenix for a presentation to the Tea Party Patriots conference.
Since it’s too early for me to say anything coherent, let’s start the weekend with some good jabs from the late-night comics.
Moammar Gadhafi said that Libyan protesters were all on drugs, and then he blamed it on al-Qaida. Now, he’s saying it’s the fault of the teachers unions. – Jay Leno
Sarah Palin is going to a political conference in India next month. Palin said she’s loved India ever since she saw “Hoosiers.” – Jimmy Fallon
People in Libya want Moammar Gadhafi to leave. The problem is, he’ll be replaced by his idiot son, Moammar W. Gadhafi. – David Letterman
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says he wants to outlaw prostitution in his home state of Nevada. He said he wants to keep prostitution where it belongs — in Washington, D.C. – Jimmy Fallon
I spent Presidents Day acting like a president. I took someone else’s money and spent it on something I don’t need. – Jay Leno
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