Here’s a great one-liner from Craig Ferguson, one of the late-night TV talk show hosts.
Bedbugs were also found in government buildings in Washington D.C. I can’t believe they have to deal with those blood-sucking pests. Poor bedbugs.
I’m not sure if he’s referring to politicians, bureaucrats, or both. Regardless, his jab is right on the mark.
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Politics is a combination of two words: Poly (which means MANY) and TICS which are blood-sucking parasites.
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A friend of mine had a problem with vermin in his house, and he tried all kinds of traps, baits and fumigation. He even considered buying a cat.
I recommended he simply deny them food by keeping it all out of reach or otherwise inaccessible, and that solved his problem.
Just sayin’.
My favorite ‘clean’ joke:
Four people are on an airplane: the pilot, a congressman, a church minister and a boy scout. The airplane is about to crash, but there are only three parachutes on board.
The pilot says, “Uh, I have to survive this so I can report it to the FAA!” grabs a parachute and jumps out.
The congressman says, “Uh, I’m very important, and I have very important papers to sign!” grabs a parachute and jumps out.
The minister says to the boy scout, “My son, I have had a full life. You take the last parachute.”
The boy scout says, “Don’t sweat it, preach, the congressman just took my backpack.”