Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I spent it already.”
Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Chuck said, “Sure I can Watch me.. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Chuck now works for the government, in the Social Security Administration.
So, has the previous president for eight years acknowledged he was an A.. and sold the US for $100.00? Since he’s gone and spend the money and left US in “RED” Better yet, for “Free” We can have a field day with this analogy. But, theirs no pun when it comes to reality. Once an A.. Will always be an A..
But, seeing the previous president head connected to an Ass, now that’s funny. Hee Haw
Don’t forget Brains and Commons Sense! If you don’t have both, just think about the president who was elected in to office twice (2) in case you can not read, and,you’ve buried your head: “Need We Say More.”
Why people don’t look at US as “Milk and Honey”
When you find the answer, please let us know!
EjW Inc. Magazine/Staff
“We get the Joke” Especially people that can see the trees before the forest.
First Edition/Spring 2010
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[...] Equally important, the American people understand that Social Security’s finances are unsustainable. They may not know specific numbers, but they know politicians have created a house of cards, which is why jokes about the system are so easily understandable. [...]
[...] Equally important, the American people understand that Social Security’s finances are unsustainable. They may not know specific numbers, but they know politicians have created a house of cards, which is why jokes about the system are so easily understandable. [...]
[...] Equally important, the American people understand that Social Security’s finances are unsustainable. They may not know specific numbers, but they know politicians have created a house of cards, which is why jokes about the system are so easily understandable. [...]