Are you an incompetent buffoon? Have you demonstrated spectacular inability?
If you answered “yes” to these questions, Uncle Sam wants you. Here’s an application for a federal bailout. It helps, of course, if you have some lobbyists and a political action committee.
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And yet, . . . .
There are STILL some of the “voters” who stupidly cling to the canards about “Obamacare being needed”!
Go figure,
– “Stupid, more-stupid, and the stupidest!”
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The hypocrisy is amazing: Demagogue “income inequality”; while the Fed, TARP, and Obamacare shovel money into the coffers of politically connected businesses.
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