I’ve shared two personal fantasies on this site, but I must be a policy wonk because they involved a vision of a politician telling a voter to grow up and an imagined interaction between the Governor of Texas and the United Nations.
Not exactly steamy stuff, I realize.
And even when I posted a video about libertarian porn, it involved zero nudity.
So I think I’m being very bold in sharing this libertarian fantasy.
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This morning my friend lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home he stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup truck and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”
He thought a few seconds and asked, “What kinda ammo ya got?”
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Too bad this has never happened to me.
Unfortunately, libertarians usually are the target of jokes, though I admit some of them are very amusing.
For instance, a video portraying Somalia as a libertarian paradise.
Then we have two cartoons, one on libertarian ice fishing and the other showing libertarian lifeguards.
And this image showing 24 types of libertarians.
Last but not least, this montage of how the world views libertarians.
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If the U.S. was a more libertarian country, everyone would be prosperous.
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In the early 1970s when I joined the Libertarian Party there were very few nationally, very few publications or books, almost never mentioned in the media, and widely expected to quickly become extinct. Today, Librtarians are mentioned daily in the media, libraries are full of libertarian books, and main-party polls are looking over their shoulders, and that is no fantasy!
Even libertarians have fantasies?
Interesting notion, since the entire libertarian idea is nothing but one big fantasy and as to its effects quite a destructive one.
For example: http://familyhurts.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/libertarians-dreams.jpg?w=630
In addition, the libertarian thought is based on fallacies:
Randism the well-known “ideal”: evil morality, flawed philosophy, global robbery and genocide
http://familyhurts.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/randism-the-well-known-ideal-evil-morality-flawed-philosophy-global-robbery-and-genocide/
If you give up government control it means you give up your very own democratic control and give it away to private owners of financial and business organisations.
Sadly the libertarian dreams have already been fulfilled – the whole planet is in private hands. The future of the globe is like that of Detroit.
See:
Global collapse or recovery? – it depends on all of us
http://familyhurts.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/global-collapse-or-recovery-it-depends-on-all-of-us/
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Most Libertarian plans are fantasies.
Come on, someone had to say it.
Run as Little Boots’ horse. It doesn’t matter. The Senate is a congregation of crooks.
Hehehe.
May I suggest a far prettier picture; one that might possibly be something other than a fantasy, if the Libertarians would make an all-out effort to bring the Tea Party around to their side. After all, Taxed Enough Already sure sounds like a call for less government. So here’s the vision: It’s 2015 and the new Senate has been sworn in. Rather than the GOP’s “me too” candidates, the voters in five of the six states whicj had dropped democrats six states upset all the predictions and went for Libertarians, some of who had deserted that same GOP. Now its time to organize the Senate, and the GOP sure would like to replace Harry Reid. After some haggling it is decided that a new GOP senator would be the choice, for after all, there are still more GOP than Libertarians. So the compromise senate leader, elected to challenge Obama is his final two years, is the new GOP senator from Alaska. After all, the GOP could hardly reject one of their previous standard bearers. Step right up, Senator Palin!
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