Here are a couple of jokes from Jay Leno that got a chuckle from me. Since a large number of Americans actually get a lot of their news from the late-night comics, this type of humor has an impact.
● Happy birthday to President Obama. If you want to get him a present, he’s registered at Bed, Bath, and Blame Bush.
● They got him a huge cake. He didn’t blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they gave up on their own.
● Raul Castro said that his government will ease controls on small businesses, will lay off unnecessary workers, and will allow more self-employment. Apparently, he sees how bad socialism is working in America, they don’t want it to happen there.
● They got him a huge cake. He didn’t blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they gave up on their own.
● Raul Castro said that his government will ease controls on small businesses, will lay off unnecessary workers, and will allow more self-employment. Apparently, he sees how bad socialism is working in America, they don’t want it to happen there.
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Obama never takes responsibility for what he does, just lays the blame on someone else. That makes me wonder who fathered Michelle’s children?
There is no Barack Hussein Obama. You do not get to pick a name this week and make up a birth certificate later, make up school diplomas, pick a social security number, forge a selective service card, and then have the media, a Democratic Party and most corrupt political machine in Chicago make him president. It is not a joke. The guy is a total fraud and/or con artist. He has had several different names and 16 different social security numbers. He may have been born in the USA but even he does not know who his father is. He was never vetted to be president. He is a committed communist. It is why he is destroying the capitalist system by bankrupting the whole country. That is not a joke. You folks are living in a communist country and no one bothered to tell you. He is ruling by executive orders.
The real joke is that Barack Hussein Obama is sitting in the oval office.
I saw a bumper sticker that sums it all up. “If you voted for Obama the first time to prove that you weren’t a racist, can you please vote for someone else to prove that your not an idiot?”
Leno is kinda funny after he repeats each joke 3 times! Seems like there aren’t as many people coming up to kiss the ring before each show. He and Letterman each thought they would replace Johnny Carson, not realizing neither one is as, or will be, as funny. When I first saw TV back in the ’50s, they shut down after midnite. They should repeat that strategy, only make it right after the news!
Leno is really forcing people to take a look at how their news is being presented. The progressives are losing control of the airwaves. It’ll be interesting to see which way the media goes.
Why do you think that Obama is trying to get our wedding and birthday money?
Wall St. is backing the winning horse… The comics are turning on him…
You think the media will get it, or will they go down fighting, tool and nail?
And the jokes are funny, too!
The (kids) are the ones who will pay for their MISTAKES(voting for obama) as we the ederds die off leaving them to PAY the price.
Not only is he funny he is correct!
Lots of laughs are good for your BP. Laughing lowers it. I tell jokes when in a Doctors wating room the when the future patients start getting restless. They love jokes about the seniors as most of them are.
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He talks about streamlining government by combining several depts under one. I have an idea………get rid of the 17,000 new IRS agents he hired to bleed the taxpayer a little more. and put in a fair tax or flat tax!
If he would just cut Michelles 100 plus private staff, fly on one plane, stop throwing expensive parties, that would save a lot also!
He brags about his billion dollar war chest…..how about he pays for his campaigning expenses out of that and leaves the taxpayers money alone, just as any other candidate must do.Why must people who deplore him have to pay for his reelection travel, staff and ads when his record should be his platform????
I am sick to death of his playing the poor, uneducated and college students who never worked and contributed one penny to taxes tell us where we must spend our money and how we must feel. I would tell those politically correct little college students, it will be politically correct as their strapped parents………..your 18 now, there’s the door. Support yourself like we had to and you may work and earn one credit at a time like we did. No loans that way.
Most of them are lifetime students anyway.
Jay Leno is funny, but it’s not so funny what Pres. Obama is doing to this country. His administration is a grave tragedy. Good thing some folks have retained their sense of humor. Go, Jay!
Leno does nail it. Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Remember when Leno was funny?
Me neither.