As a general rule, I don’t like lobbyists.
Yes, a few of them behave honorably, seeking to protect their clients from bad tax and regulatory policy, but most of them are in the business of seeking special favors. And as government gets bigger, the opportunities for this type of corruption expand.
This lucrative “industry” also helps explain why Washington is now the richest metropolitan area in the country.
And it goes without saying that I also don’t like politicians (including Republicans!).
So if I have a chance to simultaneously mock both lobbyists and politicians, you know I’m unable to resist. With that in mind, here’s a cartoon (I assume from the New Yorker) that showed up in my inbox.
Though, to be fair, sometimes the relationship is reversed, with politicians holding the whip hand and extorting money from lobbyists.
Anyhow, if you like anti-politician jokes, here’s some additional material.
You can read about how these men and women spend their time screwing us and wasting our money.
And we have some examples of what people in Montana, Louisiana, Nevada, and Wyoming think about big-spending politicians.
This little girl is rather blunt about our political masters, while a blind rabbit thinks he has found a politician.
And here are a couple of good images capturing the relationship between politicians and taxpayers, and here is a somewhat off-color Little Johnny joke.
Last but not least, let’s not forgot to include this joke by doctors about the crowd in Washington.













country’s tens of thousands of politicians. It emerged on Monday that the Hungarian, who starred in almost 40 hardcore pornographic movies, will soon be enjoying a €39,000-a-year (£34,000) pension, provided by the taxpayers of her adoptive homeland. The stipend, which is for life, is her reward for labouring as a member of parliament for all of five years, from 1987 to 1992. Staller was elected for the libertarian Radical party and sponsored a number of mainly sex-related bills, including one to set up “love parks and hotels”. …According to one recent estimate, Italy’s cohorts of politicians cost the taxpayers almost €1.3bn a year. With four levels of government – national, regional, provincial and municipal – the country has an inordinately large number of elected representatives. But that has not stopped them from giving themselves a distinctly comfortable lifestyle. According to the Italian parliament website, the gross salary of a member of the lower house is €140,000 a year plus an attendance allowance of up to €42,000 and a contribution towards expenses of up to €63,000. They are also entitled to free public transport, free air and sea travel within Italy and exemption from motorway tolls.
