Time for some well-intentioned humor targeting our political masters.
These are the men and women who spend their time screwing us and wasting our money.
We already have some examples of what people in Montana, Louisiana, Nevada, and Wyoming think about big-spending politicians.
This little girl is more blunt.
And here are a couple of good images capturing the relationship between politicians and taxpayers, and here is a somewhat off-color Little Johnny joke.
And let’s not forgot to include this joke by doctors about the crowd in Washington.
So with all that as warm-up material, here’s the latest political joke to reach my inbox.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, ‘kerplop’, right on his twitchy little nose.
‘Oh please excuse me,’ said the bunny. ‘I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.’
‘That’s perfectly all right,’ replied the snake. ‘To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?’
‘Well, I really don’t know,’ said the bunny. ‘I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.’
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, ‘Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!’
The bunny said, ‘I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?’
The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, ‘Well, what kind of an animal am I?’
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, ‘You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls… You must be a POLITICIAN’.
By the way, while I appreciate the spirit of this joke, I must protest on behalf of reptiles everywhere.
Adam and Harriet
My kids have had snakes for a dozen-plus years and they actually make very good, low-maintenance pets.
Here is my youngest, back in 2001, with his cuddly pet named Harriet. Sadly, Harriet went to the great snake cage in the sky a couple of years ago, but she was always a hit with the neighbors.
P.S. You can read some good Dave Barry satire about politicians here and here.
P.P.S. Here’s another good joke, but remember that we should be thankful that we don’t get all the government we pay for.
P.P.P.S. And if you want humor specifically targeting Obama, you’ll enjoy this Pope message, this Pennsylvania joke, this Reagan-Obama comparison, this Bush-Obama comparison, this sign, this video satire, and this bumper sticker.
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