Are you an incompetent buffoon? Have you demonstrated spectacular inability?
If you answered “yes” to these questions, Uncle Sam wants you. Here’s an application for a federal bailout. It helps, of course, if you have some lobbyists and a political action committee.
[...] If you’re in the mood for some satire, here’s a bailout form showing how you can become a deadbeat and mooch off the [...]
[...] If you’re in the mood for some satire, here’s a bailout form showing how you can become a deadbeat and mooch off the [...]